PROBABLE Prediction 1997.4
Submitted 18th January, 1996 by C. Menefee
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Prediction:
Newt Gingrich will admit to having had an affair with Richard Gere.
Objective measurement:
It will be listed by the Weekly World Star supermarket paper as one of the top stories of 1996.
When:
Before Jan. 1, 1997
Why:
Based on scientific psychological assessment of Newt's performance in congress, plus some unfounded rumors involving Richard Gere and gerbils.
Further comments:
Nothing else is relevant. Nothing.
Follow-ups: