When Medusa went on chat-roulette
To flirt I spent too much to get
Her banned.
When Scylla and Charybdis surfed
Too late I planned and got them turfed
Off-line.
The Hydra had her Facebook page
Cut off -- so sad! -- because I waged
Her fans.
The honey traps of Daedalus
Sec-shell I snapped and git rebased
Each time.
With AMIs of my repute
The nephelae can't cloud compute
For free.
Great Hercules had ode-sung deeds
But me release an atom feed?
Not one.
Those Ancient geeks can bear their alms,
And nascent Greeks won't spare their harms
To me.
Behind the scenes I toil and sweat,
'gainst monsters weaned pre-internet
For fun.